I don't text. Why this makes me an enigma.

"Please don't text me; I don't have a text account." These ten little words are found at the end of every email I send out. As the years pass, I find I am an enigma. I am a dying breed. Although I own a cell phone and check my email on my desk top computer compulsively, it is never enough. Those simply don't count because I don't text.